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Not easy job for a genie!

 
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Yasmeen Youssef
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 4:12 pm    Post subject: Not easy job for a genie! Reply with quote
A Candian who is originally from Egypt finds Aladdin's lamb. After rubbing it, a huge genie comes out of it offerring to grant him one wish. The guy thinks a little bit and says " Can you build me a bridge that goes from Egypt to Canada?" The genie replied "Are you kidding? Do you know how many thousands of miles you are taking about? Leave alone the seas and oceans in between! Think of something else." The guy says:' Ok, can you make my mother-in-law love me as her own son?" The genie scratches his head for a second and then says " did you want it to be a one way or two ways bridge?" Very Happy
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