Fairmont Toastmasters Club

[Mendi Li]

Joke Mar 9, 2005 by Mendi Li

One evening a beautiful wife is at home preparing dinner, and waiting for her beloved husband to come back from work. As usual, she turns on the radio as a company. Suddenly a breaking news comes in, and it is about the highway her husband always uses to come back home. She turns the radio louder, but all she can catch from the news is a car traveling in opposite direction on the highway. There are some minor accidents already as all drivers are trying to avoid a head-on collusion with the car, and police are already on their way to try to stop this dangerous vehicle.

She immediately calls her husband’s cell phone, tells him everything she heard from the news right after the line is connected. Then she asks him is he okay, and how is the highway condition. Her husband answers: ‘Yeah, yeah I guess. Honey, are sure about what you heard from the news? Are you sure there is JUST one? Are you sure there is JUST ONE CAR TRAVELING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTION? I’m on the highway for 15 minutes now and EVERY CAR IS TRAVELING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTION!! Are they are out of their mind?? Don’t they suppose know how to drive?? What they think they are doing… wait, I finally see two cars driving normally like me! But they are cops…and they are flashing at me?! Sorry honey I guess I have to go, see you later at home. Love you’.